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  • If something passes the Bechdel Test:

    wow great okay

  • If something does NOT pass the Bechdel Test:

    don't freak out - the test is inherently flawed and only takes into consideration a very select and narrow group of variables

  • If something passes the Sexy Lamp Test:

    wow great okay

  • If something does not pass the Sexy Lamp Test:

    freak out because that means that the story still would have made sense if that particular female character had been replaced by a sexy lamp and that's hella fuckin' sad

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

allonsymiddleearth:

pjcalamity:

Hahahaha, no, the Ministry didn’t have access to the Book of Acceptance, there’s no way McGonagall would let them get to that. Most of you aren’t in the UK anyway so you wouldn’t have been in it, nice try millennial muggles. 

Noo it wasn’t in the ministry, isn’t the theory that it got burned in the battle of Hogwarts? (but also it’s probably magical and can be repaired by magical means.) Anyway… yeah thanks for pointing out the UK thing dream killer.

(Source: tracey-hummel)

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