adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to
Captain Picard watches the season 2 finale.
“I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian.”
It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.
"Your mom is gaaay!"
Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ magical, animal-containing robes for all
when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us
i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days
wait it doesn’t end there
So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.
All hail the chocolate milk chicken.